I
have only been running for a year and a half. As I have become immersed
in the sport and adopted some of its rituals, I started thinking how I
would never do these things if I weren’t a runner. Here are five things
that have changed since I started running:
1)
I plan my bathroom schedule around my running. I used to laugh at a
coworker who went to the bathroom, like clockwork, at 11:30 a.m., right
before his run. Guess who is on the same schedule now?
2)
I never thought I would have a shoe fetish (not a weird one). I am
always looking at running shoes. Let’s just say that I don’t need
another pair.
3)
I put Band-Aids on my nipples. You should have seen the look on my
wife’s face when she saw me put them on for the first time. She was at a
complete loss for words.
4) I have BodyGlide strategically placed at work, home, and in all of my workout bags. You can never have enough BodyGlide.
5)
I have sharted and wasn’t even embarrassed. My only thought, “It’s too
late now, might as well enjoy my run.” Now that’s positive thinking!
What things have you done as a runner that you never thought you would do? .
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